A Twisted Scripture 9

In the spirit of Alan Knox's "Scripture...as We Live It" series,

So then, my brothers, when before you come together to eat at home, wait for one another-everyone else to finish eating at home- if anyone is hungry, let him eat at home-tell him to go shopping-so that when you come together it will not be for judgment. About the other things I will give directions when I come. (1Co 11:33-34 Twisted)

A Twisted Scripture 8

In the spirit of Alan Knox's "Scripture...as We Live It" series,

Rather, speaking the truth in love, we are to grow up in every way into him who is the head, into Christ, from whom the whole body, joined and held together by every joint with which it is equipped, when each part pastor is working properly, makes the body grow so that it he builds itself them up in love. (Eph 4:15-16 Twisted)

A Twisted Scripture 7

In the spirit of Alan Knox's "Scripture...as We Live It" series,

For you can all only men prophesy one by one, so that all may learn and all be encouraged, and the spirits of male prophets are subject to prophets. (1Co 14:31-32 Twisted)

A Twisted Scripture 6

I am the living bread matzo cracker which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread cracker, he shall live for ever let him always attend communion: and the bread cracker that I will give is my flesh communion, which I will give for the life of the world only those that attend communion. (John 6:51 Twisted)

A Twisted Scripture 5

In the spirit of Alan Knox's "Scripture...as We Live It" series,

In the same way, let your light the Pastor's sermon shine before others at church on Sunday, so that they may see your good works his exegetical prowess and give glory to your Father who is in heaven his seminary training. (Matthew 5:16 Twisted)

A Twisted Scripture 4

In the spirit of Alan Knox's "Scripture...as We Live It" series,

Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask in prayer, believe that you have received act like you want it, and it will might be yours.  (Mar 11:24 Twisted)

A Twisted Scripture 3

In the spirit of Alan Knox's "Scripture...as We Live It" series,

Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place which is inconvenient, but instead let there be thanksgiving.  (Eph 5:4 Twisted)

HT: GPP

Scripture...As We Live It #2 From Alan Knox

Featured from Alan Knox's blog, The Assembling of the Church, one of my favorite entries in his Scripture... As We Live It series,

If a brother or sister member of your particular church organization is poorly clothed and lacking in daily food, and one of you says to them, “Go in peace, be warmed and filled,” without giving them the things needed for the body referring them to the Benevolence Committee, what good is that? (James 2:15-16 remix)

You can find more in the series here. You can also see the original entry for this post here.

A Twisted Scripture 2

In the spirit of Alan Knox's "Scripture...as We Live It" series,

But to all who did receive him pray a prayer, who believed in who wore t-shirts bearing his name, he gave the right to become children of God came into their hearts, who were born, not of blood nor of the will of the flesh nor of the will of man, but of the revivalist, a paid preacher sent by God.
(Joh 1:12-13 Twisted)

A Twisted Scripture

In the spirit of Alan Knox's "Scripture...as We Live It" series,

And when they bring you before the synagogues and the rulers and the authorities, do not be anxious about how you should defend yourself or what you should say, for the Holy Spirit will teach you your seminary credentials and pastoral training in that very hour what you ought to say shall prepare you to exegete the Scriptures correctly." (Luk 12:11-12 Twisted)